Findings:

• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don’t give up the ship!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Put up or shut up
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• any way, shape or form
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• I suggest you ship out your stress
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• Give In, Or Give Up
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• or
• Exclusive Or
• Dead or Alive
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Bad command or file name
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bobby Orr
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Red or Blue Pill
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• sooner or later
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• believe it or not
• Either/Or
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• In my craft or sullen art
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• I may or may not have been naked
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Potential or Reality?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Now or Never
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Should I stay or should I go?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is music written or discovered?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Prime Mover, or God
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• hydrate or die
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Vegan Restaurants in Portland, Oregon
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• left or right, you're both wrong
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Shit or get off the pot
• A tribute to dem bones, Or a spelling story
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad

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