• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• How to scare the shit out of someone
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Lick me out
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• clowns scare me
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• So much it scares me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• sticking out one's tongue
• shit list
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• MP3s sound like shit
• Shit disturber
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• quitdoing this shit (user)
• Me! (user)
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• what my parents taught me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• A part of me
• Come home with me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• They Know Me
• Hurt me plenty
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Tell Me What
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Take Me As I Am
• Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
• You lost me
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• the stars wait for me (document)
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You and Me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• skinny me (user)
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• let me speak please (user)
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• tell me a story about really being undead
• In and Out
• Out of place
• come out
• Calling nice Americans Canadians out of politeness
• Out, Out--
• tricked out
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• No Way Out
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Out of bounds
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• demons fly out your nose
• The Way Out
• Rolling out fresh pasta
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Bring out your Dead
• opt out
• figure out
• Are You Out There?
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 6
• The Easy Way Out (document)
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• snow is creeping down the foothills. drawn out to a cold prairie, shameless with window-lights.
• Joey's Night Out
• bite me
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• Come to Me
• Does hate scare people?
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• I know, let's give shit away
• away from me
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• A Woman Waits for Me
• Tomorrow Belongs to Me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Here's my number, call me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Let me feel that
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Blame It on Me
• Catch You Catch Me
• Accept Me
• You Can Count on Me
• my midterm raped me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• It kills me to watch them go
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Me and the Devil
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Tell me something good
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• You know you want me, baby!
• What Me Worry_root (category)
• All around me
• eat me 2000_root (category)
• Things video games have taught me
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• better off with him than here with me
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• mes (user)
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• fuck me and marry me young
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Out of Time
• foul out
• Blow Out
• Belt out
• cracked out
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• Is there anybody out there?

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