Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "roommate's girlfriend who calls 24 times in one day because your roommate is sleeping like a rock on top of the phone and can't hear it"

• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• call me garbage one more time
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• One day at a time
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• A chorus of phones each time she calls
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• is there no one who answers the call?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• This dance is called: Two People, Trying to Occupy the Same Space at the Same Time
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Talk like a pirate day
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I can't hear you
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• One day we will burn
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• No one says anything important during the day
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Deception - Day One
• Four Seasons in One Day
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Morris Day and The Time
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• One Perfect Day: The Selling of the American Wedding
• Peace One Day
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• time lost in life because of waiting
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• The one I will still call yours
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• For the Anniversary Day of One's Conversion
• One quiet, unassuming day
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Not One Damn Dime Day
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• Like a day without sunshine
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• late night phone calls
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• an unexpected phone call
• The Phone Call
• I must have called a thousand times
• It can't rain all the time
• A Story about a Phone Call
• Can't you hear me knocking
• The one song I can't stand listening to
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• we can't all be rock stars
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Day One
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Just One Of Those Days
• One Bright Day
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• One fine day in the middle of the night
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• The "A Hard Day's Night" Chord - Rock's Holy Grail
• She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Bad Day at Black Rock
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• One Day in September
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• an interrupted phone call
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• That phone call you don't want to make
• What time do you call this, then?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• strangest phone call
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Average Call Time
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
• Phone call
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Those who can't do, teach
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• i can't hear you over the chewing
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• One of those days
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• And then one day you wake up
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• time of day
• Like 'a Day
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU

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