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• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• So, he's leaving
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He doesn't bite
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Next time you leave me
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• He speaks so well!
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• So you don't have to
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Don't shit where you eat
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Eat it, don't read it
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I don't remember all that much
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I don't remember
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Better luck next time
• Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Don't order meat well-done
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't Go Out the Door
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Riots due to a power outage
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Don't stand so close to me
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Don't eat the brown acid
• I don't get many things right the first time
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• the meat we eat
• You don't have to remember my name
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Same Time, Next Year
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• the word eat he
• Surely he would remember this
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
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• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
• Access time
• I don't give a shit
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Planck time
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Time Heals All Wounds
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Japanese time
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• The Last Time I Saw Richard
• Don't quote me on that
• time slice
• Love the one you don't need
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• I don't want to see her
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• every time i breathe
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• German Expressionism vs. the Hollywood of the time
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Ways to express a long time
• Don't Blame Me
• narrative time
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Interesting Times
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• My Time Ain't Long
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• A fine time to be in the Army
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Don't wait up for me
• Straight time
• dont (user)
• The speed of light vs. time travel
• Bunnies and Easter don't mix
• To Think of Time
• I still don't even know you
• time charge
• I don't want a label
• A world outside of time
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Hard Times Cafe
• Don't Cotton
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• There were times better than this
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Dark Medieval Times
• don't repeat yourself
• Race Against Time
• Don't Make Me Think
• The Life and Times, part one.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• My darling, now's the time to disgaree
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• America Eats its Young
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Eat and live!
• Time considered as a helix of semiprecious stones
• Eat any good books lately?
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.

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