• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• cat haters
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• To those who know who they are
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Kids that age think they know it all
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I was into them after they were hip
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• play dumb
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• I know they are watching me
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Eye contact at a distance
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• They who monitor the Internet
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• They Know Me
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They think it's all over
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Who are "they" anyway?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't know what they're missing
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Redundancy in DNA
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They think I'm a god
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They Flee From Me
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Live Era '87-'93
• We and They
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• So they caught Santa Claus
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• No One Knows Who I Am
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Using "they" in the singular
• To the Leaven'd Soil They Trod
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• The goggles, they do nothing
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Rape committed by women
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• If we define things as real, they are real in their consequences
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Prilosec
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• People don't flail when they die
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Things girls think guys should know
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They want me for a focus group!
• that lump they call your brain
• They Love Each Other
• They Meet the Woozy
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• They work for you
• My kisses, they do not fade
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• a woman who knows nothing
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• They Might Be Giants
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• They're drugs, they change you
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• they fired carbon at the statue
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They live in brow furrows and eye wrinkles.
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They moved like a river
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• They just kind of went away
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Are they weapons?
• They came together so as to form one whole
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• They love me in San Francisco
• Music need not be popular to be good
• never know who told it best
• they
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They said no
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• They must have faces
• Things you give people that they keep
• You stole what they would have given you
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you build it they will come
• Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• they called her the Great Wall. she'd already been breached a thousand times.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• They don't touch me the same way
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Before they were famous
• They Say that in the Army
• They have taken enough
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Of course, they were wrong
• What Have They Done to the Rain?

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