• Be careful where you put your laptop
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This poem can be put off no longer
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Where's the kaboom?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• put your money where your mouth is
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• Who puts what where?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• all the cute guys will be there
• Guys who wear skirts
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• He's a good guy friend
• Put your mouth where my money is
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Am I already that gone
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Peace be upon him
• Will I cease to be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• why you should never be a referee
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Come. And be my baby
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There will be no more stories to read
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• there will be a last
• painting stars that have not come to be
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• The Humble Guys
• Two Guys and a Girl
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Guy Barker
• Fry Guy
• Guy Forsyth
• Some guy named Chris_root (category)
• Guy Shark
• A Guy Called Gerald
• Ancient Arrowhead
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• For a moment he smiled
• He Was a Crook
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• put to sleep
• Put the clown to bed
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Shot Put
• Putts (user)
• credit where credit is due
• Capitalism : where the poor are slave labor
• No matter where you go, there you are
• Where to? (user)
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
• Where the Reel is
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• Drink from the cup as if it's already broken
• she had already found her party
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• airplanes are heaven, ships deserve to sing
• Guy Debord
• guys in Speedos
• Inflatable Big Black Guy
• That Crazy Guy!
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• On losers, achievers and nice guys
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome

If you Log in you could create a "put the guy where he deserves to be already" node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...