Findings:

• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Forget I said anything
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• And Then I Said "Touche"
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• You never forget that forgetting's required
• Because I do not want to forget
• Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• They said no
• Jane Said
• easier done than said
• remove their vocal cords, said the king
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• I don't mind if you forget me
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• Someone please kill me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• Please do not feed the birds
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Not what was said
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Forget, Saskatchewan
• Please take a number
• Pleased as Punch
• Got any ID please?
• When I said yes
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• forget
• Note to Standards and Practices: Don't forget to censor the closed captions
• Forget Me Knot
• Hurry up please it's time
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• "Fill it in", he said.
• She Said, She Said
• That's what she said
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Forget Paris
• please explain
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Pleased to Meet You
• something please (user)
• Please Go
• Easier said than done
• Was it something I said?
• Transformative Politics in Lacan and Said
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• forget about it
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Time Travelers please help!
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• sometimes I forget to live
• Forget everything
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• let me speak please (user)
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• As the actress said to the bishop
• And God said...
• He Said, She Said
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• ...said the liar
• Forgive and Forget
• Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Please pardon our façade
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I said NO, dammit!
• you know he said
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• I want to forget you
• FORGET IT (user)
• forget about it (thing)
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
• She said
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Dream of ducks, she said
• You may forget
• I will not forget
• Forget your body, and rise up.
• Please stop annoying me
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• Please please please let me get what I want
• this is a please this is a please
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Mama Said
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• forget (user)
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Please do not read this
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• "Truth," said a traveller
• Sidi Bou Said
• enough said
• forget the sunset
• forget about it (thing) (thing)
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please recycle
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• said
• Tenser, Said The Tensor
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Please Please Me
• listen()
• Please insert nicotine
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Check please
• The Universe said, Ha!
• She said yes
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Let go and forget about it
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• Please, Pleaseplease
• please let me in (user)
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there

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