Findings:
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Don't call me white
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Don't Make Me Think
- please forgive me (user)
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Dont come near me. (user)
- Don't let me die nervous
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't send me roses
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Please help me!
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Don't Give Me Names
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Please don't feed the troll
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- listen()
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't call me Asian
- I don't mind if you forget me
- customers don't trust me
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't leave me alone
- Don't stand so close to me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- Don't Pass Me By
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Give me a moment, please
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Don't tell me about her
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't call me Debbie
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Don't tell me everything
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Please don't send your resume
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- please take me to see my mother
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Don't tread on me
- Please don't bring your kids
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Please Kill Me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Pleased to Meet Me
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't quote me on that
- Don't Blame Me
- Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't wait up for me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- dont bug me (user)
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- They Don't Want Me
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Please Please Me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Someone please kill me
- Please stop annoying me
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- let me speak please (user)
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- /me misses Hermetic
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- /me misses sensei
- don't try to find words
- Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- Miss Cleo let me down
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- You'll Find Me
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- She misses me
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- /me misses happiness
- So, what's the problem with me?
- Tell me a story about flowers
- I'll become what you became to me
- She Fucks Me
- Give Me Leave to Rail at You
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- MacGyver taught me that
- Send me downstream
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Super Me (user)
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
- Let me be your fantasy
- It's me (user)
- Abide With Me
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
- sky loves me (user)
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- frell me dead
- list of things
- fuck me and marry me young
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Don't
- Tickle Me Emo
- electric you, electric me
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- If you don't want thorns, choose roses
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Don't take breathing for granted
- Die Please (user)
- I don't remember all that much
- WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
- don't cry over spilled milk
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- hummingbirds don't sing
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
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