Findings:

• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Don't let me die nervous
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't leave me alone
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't Pass Me By
• Please Please Me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Someone please kill me
• Please stop annoying me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't call me Asian
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• customers don't trust me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• please forgive me (user)
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please help me!
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't wait up for me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• Please don't bring your kids
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• please let me in (user)
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• listen()
• They Don't Want Me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't quote me on that
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Give me a moment, please
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Please don't send your resume
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dont come near me. (user)
• let me speak please (user)
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the way you don't look at me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please, Call me Honky
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't send me roses
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please Kill Me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Don't call me white
• Dont come near me (user)
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• /me misses happiness
• You'll Find Me
• Miss rock me (user)
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• don't try to find words
• /me misses sensei
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• /me misses Hermetic
• Miss Cleo let me down
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• She misses me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Even if You Don't
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• I don't feel very proud
• Don't give up your day job

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