Findings:

• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• calm down. and don't miss.
• Calm Me Down
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Calm
• Gark the Calm
• sysadmin calm
• Silent calm tree dance
• Calm Technology
• How to calm a cat in heat
• calm, in the face of adversity
• To Mr. Christopher Brooke: The Calm
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• It Is a Beauteous Evening, Calm and Free
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• A kind of calm like no other
• Calm Simplicity (user)
• flowers in a sea of calm blue glass . rattle
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Calm
• Big Calm
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Calm Repose
• Dead calm
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• How to calm a skittish horse
• Hello Calm
• Keep Calm and Carry On
• everything so sharp, silent and calm
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• be calm
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Watership Down
• dumbing down
• The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
• Down By Law
• Boogie Down Productions
• down
• upside down
• go down
• down quark
• Two Atoms Walking down the Street
• throw down
• first down
• settle down
• shut down
• dumbed down
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• Down's Syndrome
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• Batten down the hatches!
• kick down
• Xiu Xiu : The Sent Down Girl
• shot down
• going down
• Trompe
• Looking down through the leaves
• go down in history
• Play it down
• knocking a person down
• Break it down
• averaging down
• If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down
• Down To This
• On the down low
• Chop down
• Flag down
• Down East Delight
• Down Under
• Down Under Snowball
• I break myself down
• Cutting down all the trees
• sit down
• Down, not across
• down the road
• May your only son strike you down
• Broken Down Golf Cart
• Knock down
• System of a Down
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Blow Down
• Fall down go boom
• The Devil Went Down to Georgia
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• What to do when your car breaks down
• coming down
• heads down
• snarf down
• down on one knee
• Falling Down
• get right down to it
• taking down the advertising industry from the inside
• Slashdot is down
• Whistle Down the Wind
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Down in one
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• watered down
• Take Me Down
• Knuckle down
• Rolling Down to Old Maui
• Turning text upside down
• thumbs down
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• 3 Doors Down
• come down
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The Bog Down In The Valley
• Daffy Down Dilly
• London Bridge is Falling Down
• dress down
• Trickle-down economics
• Windows is now shutting down
• Looking Up & Down
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I can't stand up for falling down
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• Gravity really gets me down
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• The Devil Went Down to Cambridge
• put down
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Burning Down
• You'd better sit down
• The World Turned Upside Down
• Knock down ginger
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• looked down upon
• hand me downs
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Down By The Bay
• Down to Earth
• This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Down Rodeo
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• Blood River Down
• Blow me down!
• Further Down the Spiral
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• broken down submarines
• Dropped down, pulled out
• Let it out, break it down
• the worm crawling down my monitor
• Pimps Up, Ho's Down
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Cut down on alcohol
• Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
• Why it's important to slow down in construction zones
• punch down
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• The hand you hold is the hand that holds you down
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Walter goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Down By the River
• Cruising down Otay, jacked up on Benadryl
• Deep Down

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