Findings:

• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Things never were what they used to be
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
• They Were Eleven
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• They will not be named!
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Sometimes it be's that way
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Were we intelligently designed?
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They Might Be Giants
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They don't touch me the same way
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Automobile tire pressure
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• play dumb
• I was into them after they were hip
• Before they were famous
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Of course, they were wrong
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The Way We Were
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Or were they chords of sun?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The Play Way
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• By the way, those chairs, they spin
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I like my breasts the way they are
• I told you they were nuts
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• A journey way into the night
• to be honest
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• when we were children
• Kid, be a kid
• the words were enough
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• When We Were Mud
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• When we were little kids, running
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• This is an Interesting Groove We're In
• Could man be drunk for ever
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• I remember when the buildings were newly fallen

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