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• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• Piss in the Quabbin Day
• Piss Up A Rope
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• She could not live with or without him
• Smurf Piss
• piss up in a brewery
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• My self-image hurts him
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Piss Christ
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• piss up
• For Him I Sing
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• To the Not Impossible Him
• His Infernal Majesty
• H-I-M (user)
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• piss bag
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• better off with him than here with me
• Adore Him
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• I was Chris to him
• him da best (user)
• We are powerless against him
• That's enough to piss off the Pope
• single and pissed off
• Just give him the damned fish
• then I hugged him
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• A day without him is three months long
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• reader, i married him
• piss shy
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Atli bids the Giukings to him
• I hadn't told him
• He who has ears, let him hear
• How to piss off your sysadmin
• it is a waste of time to piss off thefez
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• him da best_root (category)
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• Piss Shiver
• Pissed as a fart
• The Silent Piss Angle
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• I refute him thus!
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• To Him She Is A Beauty
• A poem for when I loved him
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
• I didn't want him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
• Lui: A View of Him
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• kill him dead; don't call me
• a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
• Inspiring Him
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• It's never him
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• Piss on the third rail
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• him
• Jen, I really hate him
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• A day without him is three years long
• o come let us adore him
• you can't love him anymore.
• How to piss off the labop
• How to pass a piss test
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Worship Him
• i smile at him
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Language of the dead
• I ain't mad at him
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Pissed off like a little squirrel with a frozen pine cone
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
• As Nature Made Him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• Better him than me
• I'm not sharing him
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• pissed
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I know him cince I k (user)
• Kissing Him
• Dinosaur piss
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• To Him Who Waits
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• HIM (user)
• Him, the harbinger of Nothing
• Play him off, Keyboard Cat
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Dressing him like a Ken doll
• Taking the piss
• Shit, piss, and corruption
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• Peace be upon him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• I know him cince I k_root (category)
• Tell him, she told me
• Piss and Punk
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• To let him know
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• To Know Him Is to Love Him
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• piss mouth (user)
• Crown Him with Many Crowns
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Send him to Detroit!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Much better than a piss test
• piss artist
• That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
• She thought about giving him her heart
• I found him in my head, reading starlight
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• At night, she still believes in him
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• Piss away
• Fate takes a piss
• Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• She Misses Him
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• hims (user)
• piss
• Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
• piss mouth_root (category)
• An Ode for Him

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