Findings:

• Know your pets
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Dead links in writeups
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Capitalize, please
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Type A blood
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Flaunting your sexuality
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who carp about their jobs
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Using a command line
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• People who died laughing
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Madmen have a world all their own
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• People who don't read
• people who wear camo
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• Taking things at surface value
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• What lips my lips have kissed
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who love FTP
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Actors who have played Hitler
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• worse things have happened to better people
• play dumb
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Two people who are not touching
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• The other people who hate war
• People who are not anarchists
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• My hands have lost their memory
• People have fucked up before
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• institutions have lives of their own
• Dead people I have known
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• cat haters
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Things people put up their butts
• People want what they cannot have
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• People who use Windows
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• people who don't exist
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Animals people have sex with
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Those eyes shall see the incest of their lips
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• People who don't smoke will never die
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The bored who complain
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"

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