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Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
Ground rush
Where people go when people die
People don't flail when they die
When you kill people they die
Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
Going to a movie on the opening night
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
"Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
Where I go when I masturbate
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
When you cut yourself shaving
Why do children have to die?
Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
B Battery
Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
What do you want to be when you grow up?
What to do when your brakes fail
I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
Why people put quotes around words on signs
When I Die
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
they don't know what they'd do without me
The goggles, they do nothing
The heavens do not fall for such a trifle
I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
When celebrities die
Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
100% of people who don't smoke, die
Where do young men go to dissipate?
What happens when we die?
Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
All People That on Earth Do Dwell
I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
When you grow up, your heart dies
What do stars do? They shine.
People who don't smoke will never die
When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
What to do when your husband comes home
Old men never die, they just spout poetry
I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
Let's do some living, after we die
Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Do not go gentle into that good night
Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
What to do when your car breaks down
Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
people die every day
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Why do people on TV eat so much?
Boobies do not make the world go round
Why do Mac people also use Linux?
Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
What not to do when seeing apartments
Why do so many people wear glasses?
The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
just because they never bothered to really do
Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
What to Do When Your Girl Melts
Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
My kisses, they do not fade
Do they care it's Christmas time?
What shall we do when we leave the army?
How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
Do not pass go.
When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
Where do we go from here?
I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
Stuff White People Do
It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
Do blind people dream?
Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
Where whores go to die
imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
Where plastic bags go to die
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Why people die on the toilet
when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
Where do you want to go today?
Where do disappearing socks go?
How do you know when someone's your best friend?
Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
Stop reading this and go do something constructive
Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
Things to do when technology gets here
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
And When I Die
Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
And They Didn't Die
Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
Laughter reaction to acting abusively
when someone you disliked dies
Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
What Do You Care What Other People Think?
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
I do not think that they will sing to me.
Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
Now you do what they told ya
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
Why do people believe in God?
When In Rome, do as the Romans do
What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
How do you know when your relationship is over?
Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
Treatment of corporations
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
What do I do when I'm alone?
Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
They die obscurely under assumed names
how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
What to do when a roommate moves out
Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
They do not know how immortal, but I know
Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
What to do when the world doesn't end

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