Findings:

• Don't give up your day job
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Stoned music memories
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I don't like the drugs
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I don't like grass
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Penis for a day
• A reason to drink
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I don't think I like your system
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It's like you don't carrot all
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• I don't like my smile
• Have a nice day
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Cats don't have brakes
• The days of wonder have come at last
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I don't have the time
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to do this
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Against the grain: a Valentine's Day party for bachelors and spinsters
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Keep Your Day Job
• day job
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A slow day on the job for a System Administrator
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• So you don't have to
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Work like you don't need the money
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• i don't like christmas
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• love like you don't need the money
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Day Four's Curiosities: A Freeway Facewreck Party at the Tomb of the Unknown Starlet
• Like a day without sunshine
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Talk like a pirate day
• Who needs a day job?
• Baptist jokes
• I Don't Like Mondays
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• I don't like moving.
• I don't see like you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't have a television set
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't think I like love
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't have to remember my name
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You don't have any real problems
• No, I don't have channel 11
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Like 'a Day

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