I hate people.

You should work on that.

                                                                   Gee...

                 I don't think that I can hate people more than I do now.

We know that once a person is perversed, it is practically impossible for that person to adjust to normal attitudes in regard to sex.
-George Putnam, outstanding news reporter.

I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

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Come to E2 looking for good writing? Look no further!

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I have a problem. Instead of keeping booze mostly in the fridge, I keep it inside my body.

Come to E2 to improve your own writing? Look no further!

The best way to learn how to do something is to observe it being done, and then try it yourself. Writing is no different, and writing on E2 is no different. Around here, like anywhere else, how you write depends greatly upon what you're writing about. That having been said, I have a little list of some nodes that I think would serve as a good guideline of what to try and emulate around here.

So, whatcha wanna write about?

• Music?
• Science?
• Biographies?
• History?
• Machines?
• Movies? (Particurly panamaus' contribution)
• Humour?
• Employment?

I could go on, but this should give you a good basis.

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$ <IWhoSawTheFace> I try to FAQ the new women, but Johnny always beats me to it.