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How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
odd or even
even (user)
Even better than the real thing
Even Cowgirls get the Blues
The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
Now I, even I, would celebrate...
Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
Even
not even wrong
break even
And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
not even thirty
Even my faults he adores
Even Day
"42" is even to any base
Even if we're not together
In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
I can't find my feeding tube
Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
Even the dead will not be safe
Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
even permutation
Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
Even from the East German judge!
Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
even the fool
17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
Even In Dreams
Even Years Ago
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
Even nerds need people skills
I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
Even In The Torrent's Rage
Man will even get used to the gallows
Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
Even permutations are not odd
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
Even the moon was wrong
I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
even function
lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
Something Even Better
Latin for Even More Occasions
Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
The guy who can't even pick up guys
I love you, even when I am heartless
The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
Even if You Don't
Even in the Quietest Moments
Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
I assumed we would not even be friends
kiss, even
even number
Even a pigeon has a pussy
Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
I don't even have the energy to kill myself
Even things as amazing as stars burn out
Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
Even cannibals get the blues
Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
Five is both even and odd
Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
Even aan mijn moeder vragen
You didn't even keep one bag?
Groups of even order
Even the moon likes to change her colors
I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
I still don't even know you
Even death is beautiful
You're a poet and you don't even know it
Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
Even In Death
This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
Even trees die
I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
Even Johansen
She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
Even the Queen
even steven (user)
Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
No, nothing, not even dreams
Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
A place where even trees conspire
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
It's not love. It's not even close.
Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
even though I wanted my friends to know
Our stories will surprise even our selves.
I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
Even death requires an essay
my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
you can't break even
but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
(because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
even atheists pray for some things
The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
what is this i don't even
An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
I will love them all even after they are long gone
A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
even my socks
even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
so pretentious I can't even breathe
To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
And I don't even know their names
Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
person, place or thing
To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
they still come to me even though i don't come to them
Even the trees here are scrappy
Even monochrome is not so simple
Round half to even
"Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
Even the tides have more friends than you

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