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• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How to say "else if"
• Else de Jong (user)
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Jan Ors
• Pair or Single
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Are you liberal or conservative?
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• fish or cut bait
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• The Principles of Leverage, or A Pedal Powered Himalayan Jaunt
• Publish or Perish
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• ROCK or STONE_root (category)
• Porn or not?
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Cake or Death
• Art or vandalization?
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• lest she lose all else
• 54-40 or fight!
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• In my craft or sullen art
• Soup first, or noodles first?
• hit or miss
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Swimming pool injury
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Harry Potter or Sex?
• The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" Game
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Or something
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• First Booke of Songes or Ayres
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• The penthouse or the gutter
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• starving oneself or binging
• Somebody Else's Problem
• Someone else's toilet
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Dead or Alive
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• To the States to Identify the 16th, 17th, or 18th Presidentiad
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Whom to marry or not to marry
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• Superfluous Information or Bandwidth Bandits
• Visit to the vet or alien abduction?
• Win, place or show
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• No synthesisers or ulterior motives
• Black or Blue
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• Or at least it used to be
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Everyone else is doing it
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• Else de Jong_root (category)
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• One lump or two?
• How to tell if you are stoned or not
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• truth or swill
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• HOT or NOT
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Liberty or Death
• Monkey Soy Leprechaun - Real Or Malarkey, Begorrah? - A Dublin Nodermeet
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Death or the dawn
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• Smoking somebody else's marijuana gets you higher
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• hydrate or die
• fold or crumple
• Prose or Poetry?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• Seasonal Change and Variance in Tone or Winter is a Pair of Roller Skates
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• Nine years of moments or A Definition of Love
• Catching a Parakeet in Midair, or On Parakeet Memory
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• consist, comprise, constitute, or compose
• Loving someone else's wife
• Pain is not negated by the presence of a greater pain somewhere else in the universe
• else (user)
• and/or
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• C is for Cookie or Corpse
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Everything is fallen or otherwise
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• the and or trick
• dangling else
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• whatever else you are, you are a monkey, too
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH

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