Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "or a woman if you are one"

• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Be a model or just look like one
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Cooking for One
• One lump or two?
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Eleven or One
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Hackers - Episode One: The Phantom Mitnick
• one liner
• One character error
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• Bank One
• On a scale from one to...
• This one's eating my popcorn
• As if either one of us were happy
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Aleph One
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• One True MP3 Filename Format
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter One
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• One Billion UNIX Seconds
• One with the most money in grave wins!
• Christmas Number One
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• Finally we are no one
• UK Number One singles of 1963
• UK Number One singles of 1985
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• No one's garden
• mean one (user)
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• One Evil Bitch_root (category)
• Whisper on the Wind; Introduction plus Verses One and Two
• one way to kill an ostrich
• one time (user)
• One Large Ripple on the Psychic Pond
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Rejected science fiction ideas, part one
• bird's one view (user)
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
• This or that?
• econo-pack pricing, or is it?
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• C is for Cookie or Corpse
• Secret government conspiracies or greeting card factories
• Tierra o Muerte: Land or Death
• Everything is fallen or otherwise
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• The other woman
• The Old Woman and the Wine-Jar
• Men's guide to what a woman really means
• The Woman Warrior
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Giving a handjob to a woman
• The cheshire woman
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Death by Woman (user)
• customer: polite, forgetful woman
• Channel One
• everything is on the One
• on the one
• Blood Sister: One Tough Nun
• One equals point nine repeating
• Zulu One (user)
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• One way to skin a cat(fish)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter ten
• How many pictures is one word worth?
• One Breath
• one-stop shopping
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• Winter's Tale I.ii
• The More Loving One
• the one (user)
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• One Last Wish
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Vox One
• One Night in a Jamesway -- Antarctica
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• UK Number One singles of 1974
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Snoopy One
• Fiber One
• One kind of crazy
• One settler, one bullet
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• young one
• twin halves of one august event
• The Five Jars - Chapter One
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• World At One
• and/or
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Now or Never
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• Life in the American business world
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• Retina Soybean and/or Friends
• HOT or NOT
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Death or the dawn
• Cake or Death
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Woman, Chick, Lady
• Woman of easy virtue
• The ideal woman
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Obsequious One (user)
• One Lap of America
• deep one
• Live one
• Pop one's nuts
• Surah 74 The Cloaked One
• War Without End, Part One
• if you still read my nodes, Mike, this one's for you
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• thoughts reflected in actions: one of my theories
• one perfect moment of beauty
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Titus Andronicus I.i
• NorthSound One
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• One Hundred
• One Dollar: A Story
• The one true chocolate
• A Pickle for the Knowing Ones
• I'm so tired fuzzy skipping across my own self-populated ocean of an instant replay
• DC One Million
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• One man's trash
• Fox one, two, three
• Did You Save One Of Me?

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