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• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I have one whole anus
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• One Life to Live
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• The Life and Times, part one.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• One life
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I could have been one of a two
• Life. Get one. (user)
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I have become furniture in your life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Words that only have one context
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Something that may have changed my life...
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Stoned music memories
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The Wild Colonials
• One step closer to life
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Annoying Things Heard at Funerals
• life
• social life
• A Worm's Life
• life leakage
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• The problem of life and death
• This Life
• Flax seeds will save your life
• life is pain
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Life is too short to use low-quality herbs and spices
• Stoic principles of life
• Life A User's Manual
• George W. Bush's Statement at the March for Life
• The Social Life of Information
• Declaration of Life
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Light and Life
• We Love Life
• Home Life in Ancient Greece
• It's a Good Life
• Race For Your Life, Charlie Brown
• Life Serial
• The Life of Alfred
• Thoughts upon life's travails
• The Death and Life of Great American Cities
• The meaning of life is infinite Pac-Man
• A Double Life
• In the house of life and death
• Ten Moments in the Life of the Writer
• Proper format will save your life
• li(f)e (user)
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• One Ring
• -one
• The one my father never met
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• One way to skin a cat(fish)
• The Universities Admission Index
• one for the pot
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter thirteen
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• Things I learned in one week of college
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Titus Andronicus I.i
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• The four great ones
• Johnny Evers
• One True MP3 Filename Format
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
• Pauline Hanson's One Nation
• Have you found Jesus?
• The Old Ones
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I have no complaint
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• rest on one's laurels
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• These go to eleven
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• One Last Time
• Where the streets have no name
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• UK Number One singles of 1978
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• To find one's place
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• one on one
• Madmen have a world all their own
• One to Two
• Art has an actual purpose
• one and only (user)
• You stole what they would have given you
• That One Guy

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