Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do you work here?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please don't feed the troll
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Don't piss here
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Please do not bring me flowers
• You, standing
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• Do not bring your evil here
• Please do not feed the birds
• Please do not read this
• Where do we go from here?
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Please don't send your resume
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I don't believe in anything
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I don't know what else to do
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Please do not feed the Hamsters!
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• Don't do that then!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Do you come here often?
• I don't want a calculator
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I don't know what to do with you
• Why don't I have votes today?
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The difference between fucking and making love
• Live Era '87-'93
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
• Here on Earth
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Do your homework.
• Here's To Shutting Up
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• dog lover here! (user)
• these arms, this heart, this body, sleep here
• What Germans do best
• the new depth, here found in the afternoon breeze
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Who do you love?
• please
• Where do young men go to dissipate?
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• What to do if you sever your finger
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How to check the coolant, and what to do if it is low
• Why dogs eat grass
• loveto please (user)
• Things Not to Do in College
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter III - How do I insult?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• What guys do with their penis
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• Where do I begin?
• The heavens do not fall for such a trifle
• do i know you (user)
• Things to do in Japan
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• Uyen Do (user)
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Contradictions don't exist
• We don't need no education
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• don't shoot the messenger
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Democrats don't trust machines
• Don't poop in the shower
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You don't have to remember my name

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