Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "obscenely long sentances with which to modify the karma of, in the off chance that someone might eventually read them"

• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A long way down reverses eventually
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I want someone to read between my lines
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• snowball's chance in hell
• second chance
• no chance
• Fat chance
• Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance
• chance operation
• off chance
• chance medley
• Will I be given that chance?
• It's Your Chance of a Lifetime
• Give Peace a Chance
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Chance encounters with strangers
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Another chance at self defeat
• Last Chance to See
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• What are the chances?
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Chances Are
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Penis size and impregnation
• A Second Chance At Eden
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• Ghost of Chance
• A Second Chance
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Leave it to Chance
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Buckley's chance
• Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Last Chance
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• chance (user)
• Snowball's Chance
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• chances accepted
• total chances
• The Music of Chance
• Chances Not Taken
• Life: Chance
• My Last Chance for Love
• Taking Chance
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Fate vs Chance
• Chinaman's chance
• puncher's chance
• Cloudy, with a chance of pain
• charming, with a chance of terror
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Games of chance
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• eventually
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• Something eventually will consume you
• kiss, eventually
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Every node eventually becomes a "Getting To Know You" node
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• karma
• Instant Karma
• karma whore
• Slashdot karma
• Karma Police
• bad karma
• karma bracelet
• Brother could you spare some karma?
• Tobacco and Karma, a Quandary
• vending machine karma
• Karma System
• Karma Sannyasa
• karma debt (user)
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• Waveform Karma
• The Unkind Man and the Karma Police
• karma policeman (user)
• karma kitty (user)
• Instant Karma (user)
• Airport pickup karma bank
• Karma Ghia (user)
• karma's a badass
• Karma Chameleon
• Fucking Karma
• cheap karma
• it is my karma
• America is my karma
• buddha, dharma, sangha is bhakti, jnana, karma
• Long Island
• Live long and prosper
• The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
• Lazarus Long
• Long Hair
• long
• Huey Long
• Long Distance Love
• Long Island iced tea
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• long distance
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Long Tall Weekend
• long underwear
• Long Radio Waves
• long division
• long int
• The Long Winter
• Jesus with long hair
• long bone
• long pork

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