Obituary

Quake: Terminology

The (sometimes amusing) message at the top of the screen that tells you the recent kills and spills of the game. What obituary you get depends on the situation and a random flag. I would explain them, but seriously now, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Bloody Murder
Axe: <Player1> was ax-murdered by <Player2>
Shotgun: <Player1> chewed on <Player2>'s boomstick
Super Shotgun: <Player1> ate 2 loads of <Player2>'s buckshot
Nailgun: <Player2> was nailed by <Player1>
Super Nailgun: <Player1> was punctured by <Player2>
Grenade Launcher: <Player1> eats <Player2>'s pineapple
or <Player1> was gibbed by <Player2>'s grenade
Rocket Launcher: <Player1> rides <Player2>'s rocket
or <Player1> was gibbed by <Player2>'s rocket
Lightning Gun:<Player1> accepts <Player2>'s shaft
or <Player1> accepts <Player2>'s discharge
<Player1> was telefragged by <Player2> - telefrag
Satan's power deflects <Player1>'s telefrag - attempt to telefrag someone with Pentagram of Protection

Death by misadventure:
<Player> blew up
<Player> was squished
<Player> was spiked
<Player> ate a lavaball
<Player> tried to leave
<Player> sleeps with the fishes
<Player> sucks it down
<Player> gulped a load of slime
<Player> can't exist on slime alone
<Player> burst into flames
<Player> turned into hot slag
<Player> visits the Volcano God
<Player> fell to his death
<Player> died

The Quake universe be a harsh mistress.

In any form of gameplay the obituaries tell you a lot about remote events - heightening your situational awareness. With a few small leaps of intuition one can derive a lot from not only the obituaries themselves but their time, frequency, repetitions and so forth. Information about players such as their weapon, powerups, health, location, direction can be derived either directly or indirectly. This isn't to say that you will always be 100% correct, but there are no absolutes.

Part of the Quake metanode

For a couple of years now, I have been in charge of handling the obituary section at the newspaper I work at. Funeral homes differ slightly on what information they send us for an obituary, but the general information given, besides the name and date of death, are those who survive the individual, a brief history of their life, and where and when the funeral will take place. Usually a funeral home does not send us the cause of death, mainly because a family tends to prefer a cause of death to remain private. Sometimes they will list "died of natural causes," or "passed away after a prolonged illness," but rarely anything else.

We have noticed one small phenominon when it comes to death notices: There tend to be more deaths right after a holiday, and significantly less just before a holiday. We have reasoned that this most likely is due to elderly relatives wishing to remain as long as possible, to enjoy one last holiday with their loved ones on Earth, before they pass on. For instance, this past week (just after Christmas and New Year's), we have been receiving an average of 6-7 an issue. Prior to Christmas, we averaged 2-3 an issue. This remains relatively constant for most holidays.

Obituaries overall tend to be vague and formulaic. Throughout the past few years, several interesting obits have crossed my path, however. One obit claimed the deceased always had a kind disposition, "but if she thought you needed a good talking to, she wasn't afraid of speaking her mind!" At least two obits have listed their dogs as surviving family. (Nothing wrong with that at all, just... different.) One deceased woman had left behind 32 children. (Did not say if some of these were adopted or not.) Also, I always thought it interesting that some families found it important to list a crazy nickname for the relative who passed way. Some of the more amusing names I can think of include "Jug-Head," "Boomer," "Spunky," "Possum," "Hump,"and "Bigga."

O*bit"u*a*ry, n.; pl. Obituaries (#). [Cf. F. obituaire. See Obit.]

1.

That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch.

2. R.C.Ch.

A list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.

 

© Webster 1913.

O*bit"u*a*ry (?), a. [See Obit.]

Of or pertaining to the death of a person or persons; as, an obituary notice; obituary poetry.

 

© Webster 1913.

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