Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "nice guys finish second, and also spend their days in the salt mines, working for their robot overlords"

• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Nice guys finish last
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• These are their future good old days.
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• it seems to me as though most actors spend their entire lives not accomplishing anything
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• What guys do with their penis
• their laughter became the second song
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
• Off with their heads!
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
• Ranters and their rants
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• RMS forgiving KDE users of their sins
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• A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
• Second day Yom Tov
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Nice Guy Eddie
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• I liked their early stuff
• Women and their weight problem
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, and Their Forbidden Love
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
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• Humanity needs robot overlords
• Mr. Nice Guy
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Stars In Their Eyes
• Cats always land on their feet
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• And their feet move
• Frozen Dead Guy Days
• This was their finest hour
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• The children are all crying in their pens
• Each one has their own story
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Correcting BBC newsreaders on their grammar
• Selling their souls to Santa
• Guy Fawkes Day
• The three kinds of nice guys
• nice guy complex
• It's a nice day for a white lemming
• lunchtime on the second day of creation
• Nice guys are good in bed
• Well I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords
• the nice guy (user)
• The Second Last Day
• What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
• The She-Goats and Their Beards
• Why American women shave their legs
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• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Their Satanic Majesties Request
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
• Everyone's got their drug
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Evangelion - The Day of Second Impact
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Madmen have a world all their own
• words whose reversals are their opposites
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Addressing others by their user names
• Meat By-Products and their Uses
• Have a nice day
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
• So we drank their blood...
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Brides on their Trial
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Antisemitism and Martin Luther
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They'll find their own lightning
• Mammals and Their Milk
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 20
• Animals which resemble their owners
• The Second Longest Day
• On the 8th day of the second month
• The day I traded my mom in for a robot
• Sleepless days, working nights
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• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• Nik and the Nice Guys
• The day I found out I was a guy
• just a nice guy (user)
• On losers, achievers and nice guys
• mr nice guy (user)
• I was a nice guy once
• It was nice working with you
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Know your pets
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
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• institutions have lives of their own
• A League of Their Own
• Things people put up their butts
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Table of Organs and Their Relationships
• Flaunting your sexuality
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Capitalize, please
• Greeks like their women armless
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I feel their presence
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Judging women by their books
• Dead links in writeups
• if drivers don't use their turn signals
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Rock Stars and their bizarre love-lives
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Their feet grow dark with his blood
• My hands have lost their memory
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• He Knows Not Their Names
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day

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