Findings:

• 'just woke up' voice
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• and then I woke up
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Never up, never in
• I woke up
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• we can give up, but the world never will
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• I woke up in occupied America.
• Rust Never Sleeps
• What if it never happened?
• Evolution has never been observed
• The death of a man I had never known
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• The only date I never went on
• You never can tell
• I never thought I would node this
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Why the regionally acclaimed 12-year-old composer never wrote music again
• Never Ending Summer
• Never Trust a Straight Line on a Map
• Memories that never were
• In all that you never were
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Breaking up
• Open up
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Up conversion
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• You want that I should rough him up?
• bag up
• Dressing up in a chicken suit and running around the golf course
• How to urinate standing up
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Barbra Streisand wants you to turn up your thermostat
• Chicken-cleaning brushes
• washing up liquid
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Up Pompeii
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• How to liven up a party
• Up There Cazaly
• Coming Up Rosie
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• The Downs and Ups of IFR Training
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• watching the sun come up
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• An Original Stand Up Routine
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• I woke, still feeling
• Never say die
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Never Again
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Breath softened fall, angel of always never
• Never Turn the Fish over
• I'm never getting drunk again
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never Stop
• A thousand stories never told
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• The Five Nevers - top kitchen safety rules
• Cheaters never prosper! (e2poll)
• since we became accelerated readers, we never leave the house
• Up
• pushing up daisies
• Lay up
• hacked up
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• God is good, people are screwed up
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• You take up too much space
• sparked up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• How to f*** up
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Growing Up and Liking It
• stack up
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Time's Up
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• And what is Love?--It is a doll dress'd up
• Up a Tree
• ups (user)
• bowed up
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• A bee hiding up in that flower
• make up sex
• Suck up
• stood up
• Man Up
• giving up on giving up
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Never underestimate the power of denial
• if i never saw you again
• Never chew on a soda can tab
• Why I've never been ice skating
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Never Cry Wolf
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• why you should never be a referee
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• hooking up
• Keeping Up Appearances
• Running up that Hill (A Deal with God)
• Chop it up
• Hole up
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Knees up
• How to hold up a bank in Pig-Latin
• Pump up the Valuum
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• This end up ^
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Up With People
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• The Mediterranean Sea once dried up
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• When We Grow Up
• Up To Here
• knock up
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Devil up her sleeve

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