Where did I put that?
Somewhere near neurotic I got lost in:
Hysteria in love with being in love Feeling sorry for the last bit of food left in the dish How to quit biting your nails Blue Window Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister The three worst torture tests known to man A little bit of dirt does you good Absolve neurosis Profumo Scandal How to make love to a virgin Why I am neurotic about love Anthony Fenn Kemp She pulled the "I love you" on me It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people psychoanalysis altruism Everything you just read is bullshit The Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating Avoidant Personality Disorder Psychotic The First Anti-Norman Rebellion nyctophobia Persistent Majandra Delfino Basket Case John Cusack Come On Eileen Songs Todd Solondz July 21, 2003 Juliet Deconstructing Harry How Creative Are You Sigmund Freud A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius Bandits Places in Nashville I'd take you, if only to defy the whole country music thing schizophreniaFrom Justin to Kelly Atrocities in the BibleHollywood fantasy An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office The thought that kept me awake interactionism answer: glasses of water Borderline personality disorder Nigger Who is protecting whom from what? Marriage Pushers Random psychiatric disorder diagnosis kit Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus Hollywood Ending July 6, 2002 Get Fuzzy No Rack Can Torture Me How to become a better anorexic Narcissistic Personality DisorderBath vs. shower Pipe link She wears her failed relationships like a shield Blanche Dubois Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother Five paragraph essay How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office E2ParentsThe Neurotic's Guide to Love & Dating, conclusion I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me. The Paper What is it like to have a crush on someone? quirky Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused Addictive personalities there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk Potato Cheese Soup May 1, 1998Watching my kitty-cat die Asexual Bohemian The Price of Salt Renfield neurotic terror November 29, 1999 narcissism Rocko's Modern Life I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky? September 20, 2007 George Costanza anal retentive So much it scares me Woody Allen Warning signs that your child may be a Goth Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me pipe Amenable When you're home alone Tracey Emin Neurotically Yours A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again TANSTAAFL Freud on religion The Highly Sensitive Person Compulsive Skin Picking Elisha Cook, Jr. Concubine sad and lonely Nice people swallow New Yorkerego American Beauty depression Escape Velocity Phobia Bouncing Souls cat haters Kryptonite Condoms em Disquiet Brand X Obsessive Actions and Religious Practices Trait Theory I am Edward Teller's pool man Franz Kafka psychopath Lucian Freud Overlogical Welcome to the Dollhouse