Findings:

• Every film needs a ninja
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Linux needs new leadership
• Need New Body
• NEED A NAME (user)
• Three things a man needed: faith, practice, and luck
• love like you don't need the money
• We need to stop discussing Rasputin's penis in grossly inappropriate situations
• Things that suck
• You suck, I rule
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
• Suck up
• Need To Know
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• We need a bigger boat
• No Need to Argue
• I need a licence to make coffee
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Need to get out more
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Ska Sucks
• Your mother sucks cocks in hell
• Why Catholic School Sucks
• Why most collectible card video games suck
• It sucks not being a bear.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• We need to watch things die
• You're never around when I need you
• I NEED K (user)
• There need to be more powers
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• There is some place I need to be
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• a lie I needed to believe
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
• Why does God need an Army?
• Anything popular must suck
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• The Radio Still Sucks
• Cartman Sucks
• What does God need with a starship?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Five Superheroes we REALLY need
• no need (user)
• Need For Speed Underground
• I need to build a boat before I die
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• My robot brain needs beer.
• magic sucks
• Moving sucks
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Cancer sucks
• need
• Why we need a space station
• Even nerds need people skills
• What you'll need to work in tech support
• Does a story need a conflict?
• need more input
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• When living we have need of Death
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• sucks to your assmar
• boys suck
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• basic needs
• she does not know how much I need this
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• We Don't Need the Men
• Monkey need pizza badly
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• Stalkers suck
• Why France sucks
• TV Sucks
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Foreigners need to understand what "cussing" is
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• The need for companionship
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Wanted: Arch-Villain for Spider-Man. Those not dressed in green and purple need not apply.
• Does America Need a Foreign Policy?
• need**% name (user)
• needs must when the Devil drives
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
• Most advertising sucks on purpose
• special needs
• All we need is just to be
• I need help on this one, guys
• What you really need to know about Everything
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Human Needs
• Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
• Life sucks, then you die
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
• It really sucks: A Kirby vacuum salesperson's story
• Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs
• Devil Bunny Needs A Ham
• I need something like smoking
• You need something to put between the dramatic pauses
• I need to write more unconsciously
• Everything You Need
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I need more violence, more violins.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• America, we need to talk
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Chronology Sucks
• Why thin client interfaces suck
• SporPops suck (user)
• Satan sucks
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Help people who need help
• The Need to Love
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• atriumjake needs your help (document)
• Footprints' band needs a name (document)
• Droids need area codes
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• career day
• Brain tumor
• Why 'X' suck(s)
• life sucks (user)
• needs
• Need a phrase that makes this sentence offensive to all
• Why all geeks need drugs
• Friends In Need
• Don't Need Love
• The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• NEED FOR LOVE (user)
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• I need a writeup about ponies
• tired mothers need someone to hold a baby

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