Findings:

• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Hot pursuit
• fool every time every day i
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Time flies like an arrow
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• the time I felt like a real man
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• times like those
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Every second that passes is like a sledgehammer to my chest
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• every time i breathe
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I think of you every time I cry
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Time is like a solvent
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• I still like a bedtime story
• No time like the present
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• want me like time
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• ...does the time always drag like this?
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• your dialog and instructions are coiled up tight in every single one of your cells and they're all singing
• distracted (user)
• distracted poet (user)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The Distracted Knight
• every other
• In every street of every town
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• For every set there exists a larger set
• I measure every Grief I meet
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• eyes that stole my every secret
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Every film needs a ninja
• each and every
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• Pig on every corner program
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Every Node is Sacred
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Pea soup every Thursday
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• two sides to every mirror
• Lift Every Voice and Sing
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Every Day an Asshole
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Every spring in Texas
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
• you fall or fly every second
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Every kid's dream
• Why do this every day?
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• EGBDF
• Every city is full of secret places
• for I mean every word (document)
• I look for your face in every crowd
• Every angel is terrible
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• Not every boy thrown to the wolves becomes a hero.
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• We had every gentle sound
• In Every Shade She’s Eggs
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• Forlorn, I waited for sanity
• every thing
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• 8 1/2 every 4-6 (user)

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