Findings:

• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
• Cease, then, being Emperor
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• Canadian girlfriend
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Hope Then Strife
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• then, cloaks himself (user)
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• New Girlfriend
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• females are better than males
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Where were you then?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Thenn
• online girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• Don't do that then!
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• beer then grass
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• and then we realized (user)
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Asian Girlfriend
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• And then God laughed like Hell
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Dr. Girlfriend
• I want anime hair, and then some
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Cherish you then the hope I shall forget
• Learn to Program: If/Then
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• girlfriend
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• and then i drew some words for you
• The Same Tale: And then...
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• And then we start to talk
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• If a service is "free," then YOU are the product being sold.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• Since then, all I do
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• For Once, Then, Something
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• And then I awoke...
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriend (user)
• then
• That Was Then, This is Now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• impress your girlfriend's family
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Every Now and Then
• I Sit And Then Rise
• Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
• Now and Then, Here and There
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Baltimore Then and Now
• if I had known then what I know now
• Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• and then a miracle occurs
• And then one day you wake up
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• And then all that we receive
• then (user)
• well then (user)
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• And Then There Were None
• First the music, then the fire
• Then the heavens opened
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Syphilis - Then and Now
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• The air full of ice and electricity, and then the sky went green and the air raid sirens went off
• it was true then
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• perfect girlfriend
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
• suffer quietly until then
• a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• And then I broke his nose
• Then And Now
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• imaginary girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• Life sucks, then you die
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• And then we'll invade Russia
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• driving your girlfriend home
• Mexican girlfriend
• To Carthage then I came
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• And then a terrible silence
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Naughty, then nice (document)
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• And then I will just slip away
• and then I woke up

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