Findings:

• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• you would have been
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Surely he would remember this
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• I may or may not have been naked
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• What have you been smoking?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The path we have been walking
• Names have been changed
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You stole what they would have given you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I would like to have emotions
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I have bad taste in music
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Have brain, will travel
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I have not yet begun to fight
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• All cats have nine tails
• Khaled Islambouli
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• based on events that may have happened
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• The Screaming, Flaming Skull of Death
• Skull Tomb
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A whimper would be fine
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I thought that the tree would fall
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• So now that I've been cursed to die...

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