Findings:

• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• I was adored once too
• Once was enough
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• every noder was once a normal human
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• I was a free man once, in Saigon
• There was once a Man
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• what once I was
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Leather-bound organizer
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Finding air where matter once was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Once there was a way...
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I was once young and had a home
• Upon the Translation of the Psalms by Sir Philip Sidney, and the Countess of Pembroke, his Sister
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was raised by the French government
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• What was stolen by someone else
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• every secret thing was made by some one
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I was in a commercial once
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was a nice guy once
• Where Once Life Was
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Once By The Pacific
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Love is stored in the memories of what once was
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There Once Was a Farmer
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Saved by the Bell
• Chased by bears
• by
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
• Guided by Voices
• money-back guarantee
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• alcohol by volume
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
• By the skin of my teeth
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• By the power of Grayskull!
• virgin by choice
• go by the board
• cheek by jowl
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Attaining the Supreme
• Snapple is manufactured by white supremacists
• The Holy Quran Translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Proof by Assertion
• See Mount Washington by canoe!
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
• Surprised by Joy
• I can divide by zero
• case by case
• Zero divided by zero
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Sorrow of Parting
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Technology is not the remedy for problems caused by technology
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Bird by Bird
• Paint by Numbers
• Answer to the sample paint by numbers puzzle

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