Findings:

• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• She told me to say that
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• What my mother taught me
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• If you told me this never happened
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• What the dust told me
• always with me
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• The stone that told me
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Tell him, she told me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• boss i wish you had told me
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• You were always so good to me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Lies my physicists told me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Meet Me in St. Louis
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Things video games have taught me
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• she, he, and me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Jesus loves me, right?
• No Weed for Me
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• who me (user)
• Smile at guys, for me
• The Rain Falls For Me
• How Do You Want Me?
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• Tell me of the nature of death
• There is more of me than you imagine
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Spank Me, Mr Darcy
• den mother
• Chicken wire mother
• Watching my mother die
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• Mother Holle
• Mother India
• Mother Goes to Graceland
• Always for the first time
• The American Dream of a single mother
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
• what is good is not always right
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• tales told by unlit roads
• The glass is always completely full
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Me and a Gun
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Gravity really gets me down
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Pinch Me
• If you're hungry, blame me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Give Me the Brain
• There is no real me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Teach me to dream
• It's not me, it's you
• the me (user)
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Don't send me roses
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• m.e. (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• College sucked for me too
• me and mr. wallace
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Hear You Me
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Great Mother
• Old Mother Goose
• Migrant Mother
• My Mother's Kiss
• Girl in a Mother of pearl dress
• Mother's Cross
• mother of all saints
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• mother's touch
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• I remember, I always will
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• Why you should always backup your files
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• There is always a 'correct' right answer
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• What Me Worry (user)
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind

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