Findings:

• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Could you have danced with me?
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• You have no power over me
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• She kills me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• You stole what they would have given you
• What pornos would have us believe
• It could have been me
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• It kills me to watch them go
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I Know Who Killed Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Please Kill Me
• kill me now (user)
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• How Prom nearly killed me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• you would have been
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Have One On Me
• Someone please kill me
• I would kill my mother
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• That would be me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• That which does not kill me...
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would like to have emotions
• What have you done for me lately?
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Know your pets
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• kill me (user)
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I wish you would talk to me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• love me
• You Really Got Me
• Below me
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Experience has made me bitter
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Where organized religion lost me
• Your Pain Destroys Me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• tell me the truth
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Adam and Eve and Pinch Me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• my midterm raped me

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