Findings:

• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Just like you
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• serendipity, or something like it
• feeling like it
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• just like my father
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Just Like Mom
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• The truth, or something like it
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just like tomato soup
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• something like this
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• just like mom used to make
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Life, or something like it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Just like Honey
• Just Like Snow
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• I'm feeling lucky
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• Be a model or just look like one
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I'm just here for the candy
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Just to see what it would be like
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball bat
• Run like you stole something
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Just Like Larry
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I just couldn't work like that
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• My mother just died
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I need something like smoking
• Something inside has died
• I'm just a bill
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I feel like I'm being watched
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Just Like Heaven
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• he just died
• I'm just sayin'
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• Just in Case
• just to let you know
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Just Us Kids
• Fuck like bunnies
• Blue smells like fresh
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• i like stress (user)
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Thieves Like Us
• I like the Sprite in you
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Do You Like My Tight Sweater?
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• like iron shredding velvet

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