Findings:

• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• kick ass
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• Dad's Root Beer
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's Army
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• camping with dad
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• double dad
• customer : good dad
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• Dad's "Joke"
• my dad is two people
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• ya dad (user)
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Cordelia's Dad
• Calvin's dad
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• Dad (user)
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Wild Colonials
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Dad
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• Dad humor
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• Becoming a Dad
• Essence of Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Kick the Can Crew
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• Ghost Dad
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• Gun Nut Dad
• deadbeat dad
• Hey, Dad!
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• My Two Dads
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• D-A-D
• scots single dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• Dad at the beach
• Kick The Can
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• dad joke
• My dad died
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• My Dad in the Desert
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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