mudhead

Mudheads such as myself and my classmate face oppression from people who refer to all MUD's as "MUD." While clearly showing the ignorance that many have regarding the more-beautiful-than life hobby, it is nonetheless hazardous. How is it hazardous? Well, today during school I was hacking and slashing through pedestrians happily leveling up, when an evil came upon me. This evil, known as "Ronnie," proceeded to close my MUD client just as my party had reached the end of a street. "Playing MUD again?" he inquired. I corrected him by replying, "No, it's actually one invididual MUD. It is call Materia Magica and it is very addictive." Almost needless to say, dumb people never learn. There is no evil, of course, but I think stupidity is the closest thing to it. Maybe we should rise up against the threat? Mudheads, let us unite!

mudhead n.

Commonly used to refer to a MUD player who eats, sleeps, and breathes MUD. Mudheads have been known to fail their degrees, drop out, etc., with the consolation, however, that they made wizard level. When encountered in person, on a MUD, or in a chat system, all a mudhead will talk about is three topics: the tactic, character, or wizard that is supposedly always unfairly stopping him/her from becoming a wizard or beating a favorite MUD; why the specific game he/she has experience with is so much better than any other; and the MUD he or she is writing or going to write because his/her design ideas are so much better than in any existing MUD. See also wannabee.

To the anthropologically literate, this term may recall the Zuni/Hopi legend of the mudheads or `koyemshi', mythical half-formed children of an unnatural union. Figures representing them act as clowns in Zuni sacred ceremonies. Others may recall the `High School Madness' sequence from the Firesign Theatre album "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers", in which there is a character named "Mudhead".

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.