Findings:

• Have a buck
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• blondes have more fun
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Something I Can Never Have
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Can I have a light?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• murder can be fun
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• Have you been a dad today?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• you have a uterus
• The Most Wanted Song
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• The defining quality of the most beautiful things in the world
• The Most Photographed Barn in America
• Mysteries of the Most Holy Rosary
• Murder Most Horrid
• My most disturbing dream ever
• The most beautiful girl in the world
• Saint Florentius' Most Remarkable Bear
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Twenty Seven
• Buck Rogers: Matrix Cubed
• aluminum can
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• Ski piss
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Though you can tell me
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I Can See for Miles
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Can I Say
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• cans (user)
• I can still pretend
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• can till can't
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• How can Poets Survive
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Eating Babies for Fun and Profit
• There is no good depression. It's not sexy. It's not fun. It's not the new rock and roll.
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• All the fun of the fair
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• you can't have it both ways
• Haves and Have-Nots
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I have the power
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Have a kosher passover!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• When living we have need of Death
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• How to legally obtain street signs
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• The sluttiest girl scout always sells the most cookies
• The Wild Colonials
• The Three Men I Admired Most: Manhattan, 9/11/01
• Iraq Most Wanted Playing Cards
• Who are wise in love, love most, say least
• The most famous building in the Southern Hemisphere
• Bucks County, Pennsylvania
• twenty minutes in the life of
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can you hum a few bars?
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• The words no one can find
• What can you get for three cents?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can do it myself
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Can You Read My Mind
• Kick the Can Crew
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• No one can be in two places at once
• How Proust Can Change Your Life
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Sex for fun
• Gangster Fun
• Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts

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