The town of Isla Vista, CA. Located next to UCSB, this square mile is so dense due to the lack of a commerical district, and the more than 20,000 students who have all decided to cram themselves into this expensive sardine can of a town at an extorted price. The average household of Isla Vista is composed almost purely of 600 square foot, 2 bedroom apartments with four college students living inside. Add copious amounts of beer, a beach and loose women. Stir.