"Oh my god. You ARE a complete moron!" she exclaimed incredelously.
"For the love of-"
Welcome to this persons crazy ride! Destination: Moronville! Please keep your hands and feet inside the carrage at all times!
No really. You might want to.
This morning, another one of my dear friends took a stab at my intelligence. I know for a fact that I'm not stupid. I definitely have a smart brain, whether I choose to utilise it is questionable. Although it probably accounts for why I remember anime character names better than quadratic equations, the fact remains that I am not stupid.
(enter two girls walking in the sun, desperate to finally hit the air-condidtioned sanctuary of home)
Girl 1: Damn. It's so hot. I can't wait to get home.
Girl 2: I know, right? I wish that somehow, a freak incident of water would fall from the sky and hit us.
Girl 1: .... You mean you wish it would rain?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ... You really are a moron, aren't-
Girl 2: HEY LOOK, IT'S THE HOUSE!
Girl 1: sigh
... I am in fact,
girl number 2, very imaginative, and come up with innovative ideas. It's not my fault when someone else has already thought of it. GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!
I'm going places. I'm going to college, to
be a connoisseur of my generation. I'm going to try
new ways of teaching and learning. I'm going to get money from my
job. And most of all, I will
steal old forgotten ideas
invent new ideas and pass them off as my own.
Which comes back to today. I am very smrt, I promise.