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• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Live and Dead Metaphor
• Richard Boyd on Metaphor
• Now more than ever
• Expanded Universe: More Worlds of Robert Heinlein
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Once more into the wild blue
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Eat mor chikin!
• Raise less corn and more hell
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• So my dreams are more than real
• No More Running
• Shyness is nice
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Paid to be nice
• Nice wings
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• laze but (user)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• heroin as a metaphor
• more or less
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• More hips!
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Would you like to know more?
• The No More Ex-Sex Manifesto
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• More Surprises
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• It's nice being in shape
• That's nice
• nice (user)
• You are nice... be careful with that
• Butt shaft
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
• Small but still a person
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• For a Few Dollars More
• Why the world is more beautiful without a creator
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I have never felt more alive
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Slip into something more comfortable
• More Than A Woman
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• once more
• Hey Man, Nice Shot
• Nice things that restore my faith in humanity
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• mr nice guy (user)
• Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
• Mr. Butts
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Nobody's fault but mine
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• There is no dream but this.
• Overdone metaphor
• Richard Rorty on Metaphor
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• No More Tears
• More Tales of the City
• more light for falling in love
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• more than ashes
• more palatino
• Lies, lies, treachery, deceit, and more lies
• Ten Years and More
• Quick tips for Google
• no more (user)
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• Faith Know More
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• It's nice to share a Universe with you
• A nice warm engine block
• Mr. Nice Guy
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)

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