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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "more sarcasm, but with a nice metaphor"- A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
- Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
- In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- But thanks for playing
- terrified but hopeful
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Not atheist, but what then?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I come to the garden... but not alone
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- To wear nothing but steam
- butt plug
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- different but equal
- no ideas but in things
- indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
- We said nay, we are but men
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
- extended metaphor
- Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
- Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
- more often than not
- More than just a song
- There is no more joyful feeling than crying
- One More Rationalist (user)
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- blondes have more fun
- Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
- No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
- When I made more
- More than we bargained for
- Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
- Very much a nice low
- What happens to nice girls?
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- Nice Friendly ekw Replicator (superdoc)
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- electric butt scratcher
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
- anger is honest but not truthful
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- laze but (user)
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Dragons as a metaphor for humanity
- More Songs About Buildings and Food
- send more money
- Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
- Heart flutterings hurt more as I age
- More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
- The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play
- Once More, With Feeling
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- More than meets the eye
- There will be no more stories to read
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- The Nice
- Brain Teaser
- Work hard and be nice
- nice guy_root (category)
- exceedingly subtle sarcasm
- Butt shaft
- The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- But I Like You
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
- FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- echoes of her glisten in your eyes; i also tear but without linger
- Small but still a person
- A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- metaphor
- Metaphor for the lives we're living
- Node More Mathematics
- there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- mores
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Anything more than a handful is a waste
- More Than Toast
- Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
- More is better
- Needs more cowbell!
- I need more violence, more violins.
- True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
- No more hope to burn
- We used to be more in sync
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Nice and Spicy Nik-Naks
- Noders are Nice: A Noder Gathering to Walk for Autism
- the country was so nice we bombed it twice
- Irony vs. sarcasm
- Mr. Butts
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
- Ain't nothing but a thing
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- You can, but you may not
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- Love cookies
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Nobody's fault but mine
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- There is no dream but this.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- American football as a metaphor for American society
- No More Cocoons
- You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- There's more than one way to skin a cat
- Small ones are more juicy
- One more gray hair
- Mores Maiorum
- Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
- Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
- more impossible figures
- Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
- The World Needs More Canada: Another Capital Nodermeet
- Tell me more
- More than a petal, less than a bouquet
- More distant, less menancing
- Note to self: be nice
- nice kid (user)
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- separate but equal
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Butt fluffies
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- We are the same age but years apart
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
- Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
- No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
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