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I will node no more forever
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     I don't know what to say anymore, e2.  At first I was too shy to talk to
     you.  That went on for years.  Even after I introduced myself, it was a couple
     years before I really said anything.  Now here we are. . . I love the times we
     shared but I can't deal with the crowd you run with nowadays.  We'll always have
     that awkward silence--I'll always want you back and what I want to say from my
     heart will never come out of my lips the right way.  I hope things work out for
     you, I really do, but I can't just sit back and wait until that happens.


                                                  All the best,


                                                              Mike





































































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/me misses sensei
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E2 User Statistics
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Max Rep: 38      Min Rep:  10      Total Rep:  1141
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Charlie Daniels Band
Up to no good
Jurai
root
usenet
elbow grease
Computer Science for Smart People
cylinder head
Blessed are the Downvoted
Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
exploding clutch disc
Monster Garage
race camshaft
Bolt cutters
headbang
Sabre Wulf
grocery bag
haul ass
weed whacker
tympanic membrane
OpenBSD: Sendmail
bifacial pressure flaking
two stroke engine
four stroke engine
stop loss
counter-indicated
Multitape Turing Machine
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
zombie hunting
haxor
indoor plumbing
apt-cdrom
judo chop
The Invisible Man
Ryo-ohki
dubbin
nismo
grenade launcher
sword-chucks
good manners
counter spell
the smart cow problem
my dog ate my homework
read/write mode
The Beautiful Letdown
Savannah River
Compact Disc Repair
runtime
universal joint
You're not from around here, are you?
Samuel Colt
Gatlin gun
plumb line
ping flood
white mage
black mage
Sorting Algorithms
Crayon Shin-chan
Lord willin' and the creek don't rise
wheelie
server load
carpet bagger
content-management system
liquid bread
stdio.h
clutch start
Native command queuing
take it like a man
The Green Knight
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Winchester Repeating Firearms
High level language
Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
Ford 429 Cobra Jet
Rolled-steel
Getty's burger dress
monster truck
monster truck show
Case Sensitive
T-1000
doughnut
packet sniffing
SSH
MAC address
compiler
ways to lose files
premarital sex
CPR
Silent Hill 2
shipping lane
mile marker
Maker's Mark
time-lapse photography
Spin City
engine tuning
runtime library
Jennifer Tilly
refractory period
backbone

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