Findings:

• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You, standing
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I never really thought about it
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• I have never felt more alive
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• based on events that may have happened
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• What is it like to have a soul?
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• if dreams are like movies then memories are films about ghosts
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I may or may not have been naked
• institutions have lives of their own
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Two virgins about to have sex
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Advice I have been given about girls
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• you have never been safe
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• May I Have This Dance?
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Kirby G6
• You smell desperate. I like that about you.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I have a bad feeling about this
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Something I Can Never Have
• I have never
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Using a command line
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I would like to have emotions
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• AES may have been broken
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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