Getting a natural high from learning math. Symptoms include shaking, a silly grin on your face, and feelings of extreme happiness. Math highs are a regular occurance in Mr. Brook's room at Fairmont High School. While he holds that the math highs come from learning math, there has been much support for the theory that his chalk is actually responsible. Mr. Brooks is known for his yellow chalk that coats him and the rest of his room from the dust he creates while frenzily teaching in his math high enduced state. There have even been a few who have claimed to see Mr. Brooks with yellow streaks around his nose, leading some to believe that he has the chalk specially made so as to contain high amounts of cocaine. To further the suspicion, Mr. Brooks refuses to get a whiteboard even though he goes home every day with discolored shirts because of the dust he gets all over himself. Updates will be posted as they become available.

Highly addictive altered state of consciousness induced by heavy doses of abstract thought, accompanied by loud music, especially some kinds of dance and heavy metal music, caffeine and pizza, especially at night. (Cannabis can also be a factor, but is totally optional.) Similar to hack mode in computer science. Accompanied by K-hole-type isolation, sporadic bursts of physical activity, and general exhilaration, plus slight, but unthreatening hallucinations. (I, myself, experienced Einstein's curvature of space one notable period after ingesting a large amount of the General Theory of Relativity.)

It's so much fun, I wonder why it isn't illegal yet.