Findings:

• Persian wild ass
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Morrison's Lament
• Jack ass (user)
• Magnet F
• Covering your ass
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• Spare Ass Annie
• How to fight and kick ass
• The Golden Ass
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• ass whole (user)
• dressable refrigerator magnet
• Bullet Magnet (user)
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• a huge man ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• Ass Fighter
• Children with magnets
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Duck's ass
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• how to make a magnet
• Whoop Ass
• wiping ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• asses (user)
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• virgan ass (user)
• magnet
• Big Ass Truck
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• Ass and potpourri
• How to wax a friend's ass
• The Devil is an Ass
• Inert ass shielding
• magnet school
• Your ass is indefensible
• Big Ass Ham
• My first smart ass comment
• ASS HOLE (user)
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Myron Magnet
• bad ass
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• Ass like a chicken
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Weirdness Magnet
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Tap that ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Welding puns that involve the word "ass"
• The Ass and the Horse
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• bad ass (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Ass kisser
• inverse chick magnet
• swamp ass
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Ass Pain
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• Dat ass
• Tangram refrigerator magnets
• The Ass and His Driver
• jawbone of an ass
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Ass wrestling
• show your ass (user)
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• Red Ass
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• Researchers Create Nonmagnetic Magnet
• sorry ass
• The Ass and the Wolf
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• Don't let Karma bite you in the ass
• hoss ass hole (user)
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• magnet program
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• Asses of Fire
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• The Obscene Ass
• Coon ass
• candy ass (user)
• chick magnet
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Run your ass
• Big Ass Fans
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• duPont Manual Magnet High School
• ass
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• The Wild Colonials
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack: Part Two
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• Monster Magnet
• The Ass and the Charger
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• ass candy (user)
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Kicking ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• How to find your ass
• Fridge magnet bottle opener
• Up Your Ass
• The Goat and the Ass
• How do you love your ass?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• haul ass
• freak magnet
• Piece of ass
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• half-assed
• How to wash your ass
• ass butt (user)
• The Big Ass Happy Family Jubilee
• Magnets and monitors
• ass chip
• The Ass and the Frogs
• Buridan's ass
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Sitting on your ass
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• A magnet of Magnet
• Rat's ass
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Cool ass babe
• ass (user)
• Fat Ass (user)
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Kennedy crimes
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Bust Ass Falls
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• My dad is a crack whore magnet

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