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• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Hard like fucking stone
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm not fucking bored
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Like I Love You
• In Like Flint
• Bleed Like Me
• I waited under your streetlight like a hoodlum; like a moth
• like bricks to a bricklayer
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Psycho BS
• Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• I am so fucking happy
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• im a streat nigger_root (category)
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm too old for this shit
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Language is like a river
• Half-sour pickle
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• How do you write like that?
• Do like you oughta, add acid to water
• Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger like gun
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Candles are like souls
• Santiago, under the volcano, floats like a cushion on the sea
• I like spam
• like, stop stuttering
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• microcosms, white like snow
• Becoming a top martial arts exponent (like in the movies)
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• I wish I could burn like god
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• consulting is kind of like an open relationship
• love like you've never been hurt
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Do You Like My Wang?
• Smile Like You Mean It
• Psycho Bunny (user)
• Shopping and Fucking
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm going to kill you
• Because I'm an adult
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Like Water for Chocolate
• Like no place else
• crazy like a fox
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I feel like a rock star
• Everything is like a river
• built like a tank
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• As You Like It III.i
• Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
• A kind of calm like no other
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• I like the police
• lonely like absinthe without sugar
• We like you! Probably.
• like a greasy chip butty
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• Psycho Dad
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Fucking
• It's my fucking job to know
• Im-
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm Alone
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'm No Fool
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Driven Like the Snow
• As You Like It
• Like Cockatoos
• Urinating like a woman
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• Dancing like a crazed baboon
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• It tastes like burning
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• singing like nobody is there
• Sounding like a child
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• Works like the train toilet

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