Findings:

• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When You're Evil
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• You're never around when I need you
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You know you're a geek when...
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Time flies when you're having fun
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You know you're blacked out when...
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• when you're ready to touch me again
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• 14 lies and you're done
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• When you're home alone
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Sing when you're winning
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Lies we tell teenagers
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Swing when you're winning
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Lies my biker buddies tell
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Tell me another lie
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Art is the lie that tells the truth
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Collision avoidance technique
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• I remember when all this was trees
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Tag, you're dead
• you're my vibrato
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• drunk dialing
• the statue of three lies
• Lie algebras
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 3
• The Book of Lies: Title Page
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• Tell me a story about rains
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• Tell brave deeds of war
• Tell Laura I love her
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Tell me more
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• Don't tell mommy
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• Strangers when we meet
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• when we were children
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• only when you cannot hear
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When We Recovered
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When Pride Still Mattered
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When tofu goes bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• when doves cry (user)
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• I sweat when I pee.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• 50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You're Next
• Drunk and Wondering
• Punch-Drunk Love
• Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
• Everybody lies about sex
• The Book of Lies: Chapter 62
• How to lie your way across the Canadian border
• Often Lie
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• make your bed and lie in it
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• two-way mirror

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