I'm not exactly sure who invented the Pink Flamingo, but I hope they were skewered with their own tacky decorations. Other variations of lawn ornaments include Dwarfs, frogs, or the infamous Garden Butt People.

Here in Holland, MI we have our own vicious breed of ornaments: Windmills and Kissing Dutch Kids...

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