Findings:
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Fuck it or kill it
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- give me the truth or nothing
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- That which does not kill me...
- kill me now (user)
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- kill me now_root (category)
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Love Me or Leave Me
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Please Kill Me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- It kills me to watch them go
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- 206
- kill me (user)
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
- Someone please kill me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- She kills me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Smoking can kill you
- Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
- To Kill a Dead Man
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
- CDs Killed Album Art
- I decided to kill myself
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- The Punisher kills the Marvel universe
- Is this true or only clever?
- To kill a mocking baby
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- kill (user)
- Kill it with fire
- me
- Drink Me
- Big Me
- What makes me beautiful
- Me Imperturbe
- If memory serves me right
- Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- Comfort me
- Please stop annoying me
- an image of me, driving home tonight
- Blow me down!
- emote me
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- the african violet you gave me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Did you once stand before me without shame?
- I like you; do you like me?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Hold me closer and say you love me
- Riddle Me This
- What in the world has come over me
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Windows ME and Scandisk
- For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
- this city wasn't built for me
- Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Your Body Above Me
- No one touches me
- you know me (user)
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- Tell me more
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Things that make me feel feminine
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- give me your most honest smile
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- hurt me more (user)
- Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- Jan Ors
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Soup first, or noodles first?
- High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
- Potato or Parmentier Soup
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- Are you a consultant or a whore?
- Legally Black or White
- Win, place or show
- By hook or by crook
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- Let's Get Killed
- Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Camp Kill Yourself
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- black or red (user)
- Generation Kill
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- kill me_root (category)
- kill screen
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Me too
- Below me
- Nothing can stop me now
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- Can't Buy Me Love
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Shiver me timbers
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- That would be me
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