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• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Know your pets
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• water pour down on us. trusting me, eyes shut.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• The man is bringing me down
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Bring Me to Life
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• You know you want me, baby!
• What Me Worry_root (category)
• All around me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You wouldn't recognize me
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Get it off me!
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Grades are often inversely proportional to effort
• node surprise
• Why American women shave their legs
• Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
• Off with their heads!
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• a little thought for college kids
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
• Invisible Kid I
• Picking blackberries with my kids
• Koopa Kids
• Kid, be a kid
• Ketchum Kid (user)
• Absorver Kid (user)
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Mes-
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• She approached me with some vague line
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Forget Me Not
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• She misses me
• M.E.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Somebody Loves Me
• Strangers talk to me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me back my bike!
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It Hurts Me Too
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Chica Me Tipo
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• let me love you (user)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Pick Me, Pic Me, Pick Me, Pick Me Not
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Notice Me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• call me hiroshima
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Romantics often confuse action with intent
• surprise (user)
• institutions have lives of their own
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Women and their weight problem
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Scissors that shed their safety
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
• Gap Kids
• kid gloves
• computers kill kids
• Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
• Skull Kid
• Vinnie The Kid (user)
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Kid Eternity
• In praise of little kids
• The kids find joy in hearts that are black and blue.
• My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
• You Really Got Me
• they're all the same except for me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Take Me Down
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• sendto() and recvfrom()
• Stand by Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Call me Fish Meal
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Do you like me?
• She Loves Me
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• My Thermos talks to me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• You tell me this is God?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You remind me of a cartoon character
• Ne Me Quitte Pas
• Jenny gave me a leaf of autumn
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• No one touches me
• you know me (user)
• Dance Me Outside
• gothic me (user)
• Love Me Tender
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• c me not_root (category)
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• he calls me girly (user)
• eyed me like a female mantis
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• spare me (user)
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• College sucked for me too

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